shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:52 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 52,154 notes
source: shouldnt  |  via: elsannafondue

brokenblackrabbit:

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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Posted 3 hours ago at 1:51 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 109,341 notes
source: kelekelo  |  via: skiretehfox

evilqueenapologist:

itreallyatemyhand:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

wow a lot of people died from public speaking

Well it wasnt always legal to say what you wanted. So that is entirely possible.

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:51 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 139,019 notes
source: spadenightmaren  |  via: elsannafondue

r-emnant:

i went shopping for school supplies yesterday

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:49 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 22,437 notes
source: r-emnant  |  via: neotheresa

handpickedhappiness:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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Posted 3 hours ago at 1:49 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 64,007 notes
source: rosaparking  |  via: neotheresa

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:48 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 438,240 notes
source: zerostatereflex  |  via: djfeel

(Source: awkward-lee)

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:46 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 4,108 notes
source: awkward-lee  |  via: neotheresa

team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:45 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 333,393 notes
source: hangthecode  |  via: grinningmoonlight

a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:43 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 433,845 notes
source: kenezbian  |  via: djfeel

ihatebikeshorts:

One day Weiss is just gonna snap and people are gonna die is2g

bonus:

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:42 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 1,618 notes
source: ihatebikeshorts  |  via: neotheresa
tagged xpoor weiss  

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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Posted 3 hours ago at 1:38 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 18,016 notes
source: nemesismess  |  via: neotheresa

d0wntheraccoonhole:

I have school tomorrow if anyone has been plotting to murder me please do it now

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:38 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 1,698 notes

jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:33 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 63,525 notes
source: jimdoesntcarrey  |  via: neotheresa

mutualize:

thesassycat:

People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous

they also confuse my death threats with being sarcastic and thats real dangerous

(Source: thesassycat)

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:32 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 53,862 notes
source: thesassycat  |  via: neotheresa

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

Posted 3 hours ago at 1:31 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 60,977 notes